How Much Do You Like Yourself?

There's an ad in the newspaper asking for healthy, intelligent and attractive people to apply to be sperm or egg donors. Successful candidates, the ad says, stand to make a ton of cash. What's your reaction?
  • Clearly, I am an ideal candidate for this. Where do I sign up?
  • Sounds interesting and it's a ton of money, but it's a bit too weird for me. I'll pass.
  • Who in their right mind would want my loser DNA to make a child? The last thing this world needs is another me in it.
  • I guess I could apply, because I could use the money. But I doubt I'm what they're looking for.

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